How to Be Fucking Annoying

Irritate, exasperate, and aggravate

By Lucinda Wilde

MASTER the art of being INCREDIBLY irritating with this HILARIOUS collection of 150+ ways to INFURIATE anyone and everyone, no matter what the occasion.

In a world full of trivial annoyances and a slow, steady drip of irritations, it can be hard to find a way to stand out. To elevate your ability to be spectacularly annoying demands focus, courage, determination and creativity – Lucinda Wilde’s witty book will show you how.

Bored at home? Quietly change the passcode for the WiFi and enjoy the chaos. Eating out? Always reject the first two tables offered, then change your mind and go back to one of them (preferably after ordering your food). Flying? Wait until the person next to you has their tray table down and covered in food and drink before deciding you need to use the toilet.

Covering work, home life, relationships, birthdays, nights out and plenty more, this laugh-out-loud book is the perfect antidote for when the exasperations of life get a bit too much.

Not Yet Published
$26.99 RRP
ISBN
9781912983957
Publish date
01 September 2026
Category
Humour
Format
Hardback
Page count
160
Dimensions
152 x 115 mm

About the author

Having been thrown out of a perfectly good school for being caught in possession of an alternative mindset, Lucinda Wilde found an outlet for her passion for the written word in London, working with The Women’s Press and Quartet Books. She has penned several volumes of poetry, a stage play, the book Run with the Wolves and the collection Wayward Words: Poems and Midnight Musings (as Deborah Maxim). She lives on the edge of Dartmoor, Devon with her family.

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